What is Omar doing?

1. Checking out the coeds.
2. Inspecting for illegal posters or tape on the walls.
3. Takin' a break from hay'n.

Omarspeak

What does the following mean?

1. A dead end street in Paris
2. The step in a square dance after a dos-a-dos.
3. What you'd better do when the cold wind blows.

If you can understand Omar, you know you've been around DeMeritt Hall too long.

Omar's advice

1. What do you do if people use too many blackboards?
2. What do you do if too many toilet stalls are dirty?

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Omar Quote

When sitting on the front steps, watching the coeds pass by:

What a life, without a wife.

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Omar's Weapon of Choice

1. A phaser?
2. A light sabre?
3. A broom?

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